Well folks, its E3, we all know that means that every developer, console manufacturer and sweaty teenage child from here to Barbuda are clamoring over who's the best, who's the brightest and who's TOTALLY gonna get laid at the after party. [SPOILER] None of them are gonna get tail (including me). But lets not let that take away from the magnificence of this sacred event. No, I say we band together and as one make a once horrible waste of time, money and effort a newly envisioned, enlightened and even hyperspolasticatatopolis event! We'll be starting with a breakdown.
MICROSOFT
Kinect, we all saw it coming, some were more than excited as others..... some were ready to bury their heads 3 feet deep in sand but we all knew it was coming. So the question is now that it's here how do we feel about it? I'll spare the internet the multitude of Justin Bieber jokes I've come up with since seeing the press release and will instead demean Kinect with my own horrible brand of selfish comedy.
VALVE?!?!?!?!?!??!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This article is done. Just.... done.
GamesRadar+ - "The Future Games Show is set to return this June as part of a trilogy of presentations showing off a huge suite of upcoming games.
The Future Games Show itself is set to take place on Saturday, June 6. The Future Games Show Summer Showcase will air at 12:00 PDT / 15:00 EDT / 20:00 BST, and you can expect more world premiers, exclusive trailers, and demo drops from a range of exciting studios as the show streams across Twitch, YouTube, Twitter, and Steam."
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